Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
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Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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