dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
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The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
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A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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