idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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