READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
