one might say we're banned from that church
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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