I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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