No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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