so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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