Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
That's how pantless uber rides happen
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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