she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
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All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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