Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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