I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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