Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
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I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
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I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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