Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
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I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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