She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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