Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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