She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
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If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
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Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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