So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
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Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
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So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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