Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Everything about him screamed your future.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
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this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.