You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.