butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
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Is it penis luge time yet?
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
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We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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