ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
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dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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