When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
try to milk me bitch
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