If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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