what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
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repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
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Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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