No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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