I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
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I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
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I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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