Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
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I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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