My nipple is on Facebook.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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