would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
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I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
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My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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