he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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