So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
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The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
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Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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