Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Randomize
