so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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