I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
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Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
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Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.