Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
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Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
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My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep