Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Can I color on your dick again?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
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Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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