I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
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my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
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She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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