ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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