i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
be right there i have to get my cape
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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