Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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