My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
If I die, sorry about rent.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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