TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
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He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
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These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
there is puke in my bra ... again
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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