I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
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My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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