plz talk dirty to me
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
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Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
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He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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