At least make sure they are 18
Why
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
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i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
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