So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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