Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Randomize
