is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
how drunk are you?
Several
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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