Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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