the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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