So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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