I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
It's never too late to be topless.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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