Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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