I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
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We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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